Jonas Brother’s are on Rolling Stone

July 23rd, 2008 | Category: All Celebrities

Damn it. These guys are everywhere.

Jonas Brothers that, Jonas Brothers that…shit can’t we get some privacy from them? My own friends are like flies attacking these dudes. Well, I suppose my friends will be attacking the new issue of Rolling Stone. They’re on the cover guys…what has that world come to? Last date I ever wanted to take in a whiny/nasaly voice singing was my ex-boyfriend attempting Britney Spears.

What’s so great about these guys anyway? They’re def. wearing the purity rings to maintain their set audience which are girls from 3-19 ( yes, that is sad). But I shall give them kudos on

that intelligent chastity view. Unoriginal, but effective.

So how faraway will it be until the trio falls apart? How towering will it be until one of them wants to go solo? My bet is on Joe Jonas. He’s the hot one, the one all the girls want to marry. perhaps they’ll fall into drugs or rock and roll. We won’t compose out about that shit until VH1 runs a Where are the Jonas Brother’s Now? special in about 10 years.

In just a little day that episode will end-like 98 degrees. What the eff happened to them?