Jessica Simpson in a Net

September 26th, 2009 | Category: All Celebrities

Jessica Simpson

A chicken of the sea got caught in the net. Throw it baaaaaaack!

So, Jessica Simpson is off in Uganda shooting her Vh1 reality show The Price of Beauty. Before she went to bed, Jessica Twatted about having to sleep in a mosquito net. Jessica joked (I hope), “WTF?!?

Do I really have to sleep like that?”

To reply your question, Jessica, no you don’t.

Jessica is already a giant bottle of OFF!. Mosquitoes won’t bite her ass, considering they know that whether they do, they will be infected with chronic dumbass-itis.

DLISTED

Original post by m.coonce

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