David Spade Having A Baby At 43

December 31st, 1969 | Category: All Celebrities

Nice work, David Spade. You knocked up your 22-year-old ex-girlfriend. You must be THRILLED. Jillian Grace is an ex-Playboy Playmate and she is reportedly knocked up with Spade’s baby and due that summer.

Spade has inexplicably worked his way through every availble D-list trim in Hollywood, so it was inevitable he’d sire a short, floppy-haired droll baby.

He’s not admitting he’s the daddy, but he’s not denying it either.

“If it is true that I am the father of her child, soon after I will accept responsibility,” he says. Get your Tommy Boy/Just Shoot Me dollars

out, considering you are so very busted. that skeeze is going to take you to the boards and back. You might even have to go get a job to afford the golden pregnant lady Crocs that chick will want to wear.

Spade admits that he had a relationship with Jillian, and the two are reportedly trying to figure out the child support arrangement before the baby births that summer.

He’s going to be the oldest floppy-haired sarcastic wispy father at the Hollywood High graduation ceremony.